Posts Tagged: humor

Thomas Haden Church Teaches Stephen A UFC Move

Thomas Haden Church Teaches Stephen A UFC Move

Trump Addresses His Impeachment at the National Prayer Breakfast

Trump Addresses His Impeachment at the National Prayer Breakfast

-Let’s get to the news. President Trump attended the National Prayer Breakfast today. Said Trump, “Please God, let there be waffles.” [ Laughter ] “Please, please, please, please! What...

Jacqueline Novak’s Off-Broadway Comedy Get on Your Knees Is Not About Prayer

Jacqueline Novak’s Off-Broadway Comedy Get on Your Knees Is Not About Prayer

-Hello. -Hi. Welcome back. -It’s great to be back. I’m over on the couch. -I know. Last time you were here, you did stand-up. -I did which, you know,...

Priyanka Chopra Dispels a Big Misconception About Bollywood

Priyanka Chopra Dispels a Big Misconception About Bollywood

Funny Prayer about Getting Old at the Caregiver of the Year Dinner

Funny Prayer about Getting Old at the Caregiver of the Year Dinner

Praying Makes Ashley Graham Horny

Praying Makes Ashley Graham Horny

-Congratulations to your husband, as well. I mean, I am obsessed. I’ve met him just for a brief amount of time. But, in the brief amount of time, I...

President Trump Prays For His Haters At National Prayer Breakfast

President Trump Prays For His Haters At National Prayer Breakfast

THANK YOU VERY MUCH! WELCOME TO THE “LATE SHOW.” THANK YOU SO MUCH! THAT’S A THURSDAY CROWD. THAT’S ELECTRIC! THOSE ARE PEOPLE ALIVE ON THIS PLANET RIGHT NOW. WELCOME...

CHVRCHES: Death Stranding

CHVRCHES: Death Stranding

♪ LET’S MAKE A TOAST TO THE DAMNED ♪ WAITING FOR TOMORROW WHEN WE’RE PLAYED OUT ♪ BY THE BAND DROWNING OUT OUR SORROWS ♪ WHAT WILL BECOME OF...

White House Celebrates the National Day of Prayer

White House Celebrates the National Day of Prayer

Let’s get to the news. The White House celebrated the National Day of Prayer today with a Christian band performing worship songs in the Rose Garden. And it’s nice...

A Prayer That Was Answered

A Prayer That Was Answered

(audience applauding) – Okay, so Mykehia, tell us what happened. – As I was packing to go to college, I realized that I didn’t have everything I needed. And...