God's worst creation – EP 1 (Super Mario Maker 2 Story)

Posted By on July 1, 2019



well it wasn't easy but we finally finished the castle good job chief hey taskmaster gonna done it without you chief alright we did it we beat the story the castles done let that ruin set rocket lying around it wasn't me chief don't destroy that dog No ah geez he's gonna hit the reset what a story [Applause] it was from Mario pain I love that that was awesome straight out of Mario Paint dude very cool this is why I'm a cat person does like the depressed toad story arc undo dog why would you invite an undo dog to the castle when you have a reset rocket sitting around wolf wolf seen that button around I want to jump on it again can't believe it we have to rebuild it but we've used up our entire budget leave it to me or I'll handle it why even give me a choice beep once for yes twice for no double yes lucky for us I got a line on some jobs around the world ok yeah ok you some coins boy oh the backwards slide oh no that Goomba what was wrong with him have we gotta get the Goomba back it was beautiful I'm just looking for coins oh my god wow it seems like they remove some of the more awful sound effects or at least I haven't run into him yet I don't know which ones actually made it the applause is nice much better than the old cheer look different you sure do like it's time to introduce underdog to Michael Victor I don't know if Michael Vick exists in this universe collected 53 coins payment a hundred coins oh I should have beat levels you go chief okay yeah I'm sure is this Ke$ha clans do I have to assign builders to this he's got Billis hourly all these government toads are us over dude because toads are still better than New Jersey's construction dude in New York the the Long Island Expressway I believe a section of it was being worked on from when I was like 10 – maybe it's still going when I moved out the old li e yeah man okay that went well hey it's kuranda thanks for gifting 3 subs my dude you you made a deep deep deep deep so what do you guys think of my maker – so far I know we're still just getting kind of started but oh boy Wow good seems great fun times perfect suck slowly why did I even ask like I've ruined my day Oh [Applause] it'll be really cool to see in a week / month with new levels agreed it's only getting better oh yeah that Mario makes you uncomfortable is it because he's a new talking cat that is also Mario and he says meow at the end of every level yeah me too bud weird I know oh look at this Sunny's beautiful look at that schnoz french-press probably makes the best coffee you know he got to his boil some water I like the forty-second aspect of the Keurig but I do have a little water boiling pitcher thingy that could probably go about as fast I despite the fact that I drink shitty coffee I do consider myself someone who loves a good bean so glad we get to listen to this song in this game dude the music selections have been wonderful oh you're kidding me I was about to finally have a use for the spin hat with this 10 coin er and I blew it it's all about the instant hot dispenser in the shitty powder max efficiency yes this is an SMB and I miss it like I'm sorry I keep calling this one 3d world it's I know it isn't but you know I haven't had to say 3d world before and it's like stuck in my head now Oh big money level dude holy only route that 10 corner it looks great Bob's good Achtung a chief whenever you complete part of their yeah okay no you're not dog pirate bar you make the two is real it's happening and I'm playing it and I I don't even know what to say I don't even know what to say dude I'm just so goddamn happy that I can share this with you guys I have been happy prick do I enjoy black coffee or just drinking for a caffeine buzz when I was at my fattest I used to drink like a two-liter of Pepsi every day and I don't drink any soda anymore and black coffee was a great like no calorie replacement I would drink to two liters some days I was a real piece of when I was 20 I would I was like I wanted to like you know slowly eat and drink myself to death and go out before I turn 30 but now I really I've grown a fondness for being alive that it makes me want to stop doing that over the last five years or so you wish you could relate why would you want to relate to oh the the fondness part sorry bud you'll get there brag about it dude I am very regularly miserable but there's something about being alive that makes me happier than it used to I was born to be miserable I'm a fully aware of that fact online level soon we've did a few toes already but we got mario maker to but babe I'm not miserable right now get up here another one I don't need these why would I wants more lives another one I actually stopped smoking weed six days ago Matt entirely hold Turkey when whiskers got here I stopped smoking weed because I just let him moving in be a cut-off point for me like starting to exercise and stop being the burnout you're out to sober June member we might do a full silver June maybe a July I haven't quit permanently but I did stop cold turkey right now I still like smoking as I got to do dude it's Mario make a two-time second half of this year is gonna be big work for me I missed working it's satisfying it feels good that's when you switch to edibles that sounds like it would make working really difficult now that mom smoked it's not fun anymore the first time I ever smoked weed was with my mom is illegal where I am no report me it's alright twitch knows I'm in California report me I'm I'm in the place where weed is the most illegal see you in jail buddy no I was just kidding about reporting me one of these is gonna kill me Australia I moved back oh no it's not midnight yet no oh no what has God allowed to exist what kind of merciful God would allow this creation until exist oh no God is dead he died on June 28 Mara kill me God died on tomorrow set your calendars you look at their little eyes and tell me there's a God look at that little tomato monster tell me there's a creator who's made by makers it's different am I in the water nope what the what the is this [Applause] I kind of like the little hacker filter it's a reset door I hope this game is so cool that was it I was awesome these sounds are so much better I want reminds me when grandpa's heart stopped that's really stressful stuff another new shirt flexin wrong way damn it I knew about the other piece which I just thought there might be more that's fine this way for them to get spammed every five feet maybe they put some kind of weird limits on the sounds or something probably not huh yeah you wish yeah I was I was some wishful thing and absolutely oh okay that wasn't that wasn't there wasn't what's the record of this level that was not there no no no this was me no it's totally different there's no way I'm not even gonna look it was that was not there hey peaches how you been man I was just watching a clip of us playing like League of Legends from like 2013 and I was like peaches there's a guy who was nice to me so he saw me in person and learned I was fat he was he was kind of mean and dismissive the very first time I met him at sgdq that was weird but it was okay I was fat I guess he was like I didn't expect you to look like like he was like I'm surprised what you look like I was like oh geez I need to get away from this guy he hates me haha it was rough the first time I met peaches at sgdq I felt terrible about myself I'm like seven foot nine you didn't mean that I was a fat piece of dad keeps the kid chameleon Runner the man himself along with blast core I think he just has the best repertoire of speedrun games but mainly because he picks all the games I like and speed runs him because he has perfect taste I didn't die on a campaign level mischief-makers shake shake so these rooms are just to collect some coins because all I have to get 32 beat the level okay I didn't die on a campaign level I have six lives you start with five if I died how would that be possible checkmate baby I do not have her Lea access I live in Australia where the game has been out for several hours oh my god no good luck on the move to the US and six hours thanks man it's really stressful to move for for a short while like this but Mario maker – you know you gotta do what you gotta do she has any coins nah dude his levels kind of remind me of the og like the multiplayer Mario if that was an air twirl everything would be fine but is Mario 3d World now I wanna die I have 29 out of 30 coins dude and I still oh no I don't have 15 I have 0 to 30 I gotta collect them I didn't die in the campaign he wants to die old boots is back it's not a tutorial level this is insane this is the hardest thing I've ever done I agree dude the purple blocks are underrated we haven't talked about them they're gorgeous old games wonderful [Applause] what makes purple box different than color it just looked good more options more good Jesus well might as well grab that for favori a bit bit bit bit affinity think the dddd dddd we got all the goombas mario sounds different yeah i'm not so much with the mario voice actor didn't even die once MX chump thanks for the three months up yeah we got enough money for the main hall it seems like we could tear through this whole campaign today i didn't die twice i didn't die on a tutorial level i think you're mistaken how long we'd be streaming for today and um done I'm done is this the best song I've ever heard what is this holy this sounds like straight out of ducktales for nes or some this slaps me go back I know I wish I was out there again with the chiptune jams you think I want to be in here with boring ass Mario music sound like oh the original marble madness I can see that not possible whatever later hi he'll need the wing car what's up the mud was a new Marga to do easiest decision of my life I'm just gonna sit here and enjoy this Christmas jam for a moment and sip some coffee because this song is glorious is it new this is brand new koji kondo knows what he's up to hundred percent new oh that's so sick dude exercise timer thanks for the two-year sub my man Sonic oh six one month off five years man if only thankful 237 the moonscape boys miss you I hope you'll come to my 99 fishing party before the end of the stream tonight I'm a to fish away from 99 I've been fishing for two years man feels good ty Cola thinking about thirty three months uh what the are you doing here oh good looks like you've been hot at work okay good time I like whenever I'm done I guess that's a little tough for me to know right now I'm really really really really feeling Mario maker to swinging claw ropes course you why did I go down there I thought it was like a wall jump aim I don't even I didn't realize I was in Mario Brothers 1 I was like well they wouldn't put something down there unless there was a COBOL jump out my brain failed me story and tutorial are two different things o is for him to get it's so obvious is smb3 Jezza JT thank for the Bri sub hey when you make fat money in this mode I just don't know what happens when we finished like will I get really sweet clothes for my fat ass me okie bastard you unlock stuff for maker mode because I'm not really a maker or more of a player Nostrum I think I'm supposed to use the p-switch in there maybe this is the piece which whoa did you see that I like came in and didn't bounce off it there it is okay I was a couple and I've never done on two-star difficulty I'm not sure what you guys are referring to I think you're mistaken Chet that doesn't sound like me sounds unfamiliar and lies will make a hot happy castle too eventually there's so many of these I guess is why it's called the keymaster Jesus I don't know if that was what I was supposed to do but I hated that bring this I think I was supposed to bring the PAL block and maybe just kill those guys I don't know if they can hurt me or not fine I'll get the spring he has good twitch noise sorry buds it hadn't happened once for Mario maker to yet oh no you you all get to hear it not all of you though not all of you damn I was really hoping that that was it for the twitch noise like it was gonna be retired okay oh come on alright six keys place a block in the gap no I do it my way it's only on your channel dansgaming used to get them but you're right it's not actually a twitch noise it's my OBS doing it we know that it's just a name I have a bunch of extra keys oh my god so many extra keys what does oh three coins I could have gone through the pipes and kept going I'm sure there would have been a use for my extra keys but I don't I think beating the levels is the best way to get money like per minute or whatever as you get the bonus for actual completion and that's where all the real coins are at and I think you could redo levels misses secret ending I don't need the secret ending once I found out I could just beat it why would I go in the pipe a bone shell bowden most efficient GP per hour I mean it is what it is I'm trying to make money to rebuild the castle or whatever oh okay you don't actually I thought it's sung that's the first time I've just given it a second all cool if you hit down while you're in it the the shell spins around cute down also makes you not get hit while you're in the lava or just this down because this one yeah I'm not sure about in the lava oh oh stop why didn't I stop it's clearly the safe spot have you not played Mario Brothers at the very first one witwix yeah the 30 year old mechanic wait a second fatty no you never heard of that 1.1 of this game come out for the public it's already out for everyone but Americans you stupid bastards not like me I moved to Australia this afternoon Cody definitely didn't recover my switch account and then buy it for me and then I PayPal them the money cuz that I don't think even breaks any rules honestly just let us buy it when it comes out in the first country and then we don't have to do that you aren't watching the debate are you allowed to stream the debate I would actually take a break to watch the debate do I we got to talk to the chief what's up to couch at home my ex is he is the ultimate leftist I'll let him cover I'm gonna play the Mario maker the debate is subscribers only like is it on an actual twitch I didn't realize that I'm sure he's got a couple because we can't see the level timer okay this donation should cover the loss of revenue thanks yeah having it here I make about 4% less money but you gotta do what you got now it's gonna cover something else right look let me what the level come up okay you won't you don't want to see the words Mario's moves those are the best two words ever seen in a row why not bottom left what do you get yeah the switch actually doesn't take up the entire resolution of my monitor for some reason so that's not actually a mistake that is the resolution I'm seeing why you know great question Oh snipe in Yeti I died you killed me I looked over and I just panicked and hid our hey thank you so much for the 2525 gift subs hell yeah dude my man let's huge snipe in Yeti Thank You Man thanks for stopping oh right I can climb on these I hate that you can't jump and immediately cat it's about it's like they took the mechanic can you do a kind of fast but not instantly okay Daris I'll check it out wavedashing went yeah it's like the fast fall rules from smash like you gotta hit the apex of your jump at his cat Mario playing to D pretty good he was in 2d and 3d world though at times I think you got jobs I do want challenge I've got Steve Jobs head in my basement Mario you wanna see how will this game perform with green cubes controller I'll use this good forever to probably help with wavedash give me this coin dammit will you play breath the wild – I mean yeah it's not like on my list of things I'm super stoked about because besides cheating in the shrines like trying to get thirst off not the way they wanted me to I I got a little bored of that game pretty quick it's okay I hated like ocarina and I I have bad opinion let's don't worry about it in your guy's opinion I think my opinions are great but you know I see why people argue with me it's fine Ltd be best one objectively breath awhile – can only get better I think it's gonna be a good game I can't tell these ok I want to see if these cacti could hurt me I've been curious oh you can't slide under that or did I crouch too late whatever it's over now all right look speed run or jump later once and probably never look at it again it was super turned off in breath wild by equipment having durability yeah I got a really really cool sword that I got to use for like four hours but once it was gone like my heart left the game at the same time I was like well now my awesome swords broken with the kids all I want [Applause]

Posted by Lewis Heart

This article has 27 comments

  1. You fucking kill me every time i watch your videos. I dont even like mario. Genuinely thinking of jumping in on your streams.

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  2. Ah yes. Now I can officially stop binging your Mario maker videos…. And start watching your Mario maker 2 videos…

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  3. Witty breaking into laughter from something he sees or something said in chat is one of the most contagious things. I laugh so hard when it happens. Moreso even than when he says the driest humor ever, which is what I watch him for lol

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  4. I cant wait to see the new tech levels people discover its gonna be so great seeing kaizo and whatnot

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  5. i was set off by the durability at first, but the game just gave you so many weapons most of the time i had full weapons slots trying to figure out which to toss to take something else

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  6. Thank you for uploading the storyline, I was actually very curious what the story part of this game was, all I've seen thus far are the levels created for the infinite mario challenge thingy

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  7. That shit slaps. You never heard about that old mechanic? It's called 'Wait a fucking secone fatty'.

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