SHIV-A – Church Guardian Shiv Build

Posted By on November 15, 2019


♫Neo Bowser Castle’s Illusion – Mario & Luigi: Dream Team♫ [Evil laughter] [Squeaky toy sounds] Willy Wonka: You get NOTHING! You LOSE! Good day sir! ♫Game Over – Sonic the Hedgehog (1991)♫ ♫Game Over – Castle of Illusion♫ ♫Memories of Celceta – Ys: Memories of Celceta♫ [Call of Duty hitmarker sounds] FPS Doug: My hands are shaking, but I’m STILL shooting, and I’m just like-” BOOM! Headshot! BOOM! Headshot! BOOM- Unreal Tournament Announcer: HEADSHOT. Knuckles: Oh no. (time-stretched) Oh no. Christian Bale (sarcasm): Ohhh, Good for you! I hope it was fucking good, because it’s useless now isn’t it? Fighting Game Announcer: Round one. Fight. [Metal Gear Solid alert sound] DJ Khaled: Another one. And another one. And another one. Obi Wan: It’s over, Anakin! I have the high ground! Fighting Game Announcer: Round 2. Fight. Obi Wan: Don’t try it. Anakin: You under estimate my power, Obi. Fighting Game Announcer: Final round. Let’s fight. James Doakes: Surprise, motherfucker. [evil laughter] ♫Bass Meant Jazz – Kevin MacLeod♫ [knocking] ♫Final Hours – The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask♫ Shiv-a: F-f-farewell… cruel world…. ♫Winged Hope – Gustaf Grefberg♫ Old Man: It’s been a while. I know we didn’t know each other for long, but i got your letter. There was so much you wanted to tell me. Such as you could also use the same glitch to regenerate HP too. You died as you lived, for a stupid meme video. [Here lies Shiva the Deceased]
[Patch 1.11 – 1.14] Shiv-a: You’re really feeling it now, Mr. Krabs.

Posted by Lewis Heart

This article has 100 comments

  1. That triumphant music as the shivs fail miserably is the stuff of legends. Truly you are the master of memes, and were taken from us too soon Shiv-a of the East. Rest now with Chupperman.

    Reply
  2. " Here lies
    – SHIVA –
    The Deceased"

    I thought Grand-Dad killed him back in the era of the great-war between the flippings havels-moms and the Black-Dongs Tarkus?

    Reply
  3. Can also be used to harass and make people roll to get easy roll catches and parries. (Why parries? Cause people think that they can walk to the side to dodge the shiv but then slowly get angrier and angrier to then get motivated to R1 spam.)

    Reply
  4. Dude, the knock knock sound has some incredible spacialization ! I totally thought the neighbours banged on the wall because of the noise I was making

    Reply
  5. I heard knocking on the door I paused the video was like hmmm who is it 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

    Reply
  6. that. fucking. knock.

    it sounded SO god damn real, even the 2nd time. i guess the first time i paused too fast to hear the character react to it. I got extremely spooked as nobody was in my driveway. got my pistol and watched out my window for no reason 🙁

    edit: like 5 minutes later someone actually did knock on my door. i'm a mess of anxiety today. LOL

    Reply
  7. The musik that played at the beginning of the video….Isn't that the track out of Mario and Luigi Dream Team?!
    Brilliant I love the game and the music out of it.

    Reply
  8. I love the anime style you have used to make this video! Also that Star Wars part: "It's over Anakin! I have the high ground…!" At the right moment before the invader decided to jump and saying: "You underestimate my power!" 😂😂😂 It was so fucking funny! Hahahahahahaha

    Reply
  9. 3:40 that knock sound scare the f out of me. i was watching this at 2am and my left side is a window 2floor. im scream so damn loud and woke up my mum.
    10/10 would rewind the vids

    Reply
  10. This knocking actually freaked me out, as I live alone, I was just about to turn around and ask ''what are you doing in my swamp?!''.

    Reply
  11. Also both pontiff rings and carthus beacon, along with that one sword in your off hand. I forgot it's name.

    Reply
  12. why is everything patched out when I want to try it out? Paired GS, Bleed, coop purple, this…
    DS3. no fun allowed.

    Reply
  13. You know, as much as that patch unfairly hit the Shiv build in its crossfire, it was mainly released to deal with the other more tangible exploits, like handmaids Dagger and Lothrick Warbanner + ANYTHING ELSE.

    Reply

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *